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Joke of the Day

"Gravity is just the earth being really clingy"

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"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."
"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"
"Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite? Allahu Snackbar!"
"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escapes the chamber"
"A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah"
"I have a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it"
"I could add boolean operators to my search... OR NOT"
"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."