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Joke of the Day
"I'm ""yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood"" years old"
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"OK, so you caught me bangin' the peanut butter jar... Don't make it weird..."
"Why am I fat? Every time I fuck your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie"
"Is the Black Friday name racist? Because everything's a steal?"
"Why didn't Sally become a prostitute to pay her bills? Because it was Plan B."
"Girls that are 16 and pregnant may look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."
"Two bookworms were having a dispute... ...across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, ""well then, I'm glad we're on the same page."""
"What does a skeleton use to carry his bones? A CART-ilage"