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Joke of the Day

"Spoiler Alert: There will be a minimum of 4 ""Gangnam Styles"" at every party this Halloween."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gargling noise*"

"The 1st cup was used in 1874, the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It only took 100 years to learn our brain is also important."

"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."

"Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater."

"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"

"Entropy ...isn't what it used to be."

"Ordered a side of fries with my meal and the server forgot and they never came. I have been wronged before, but not like this. Not like this"

"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"

"Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents)."