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Joke of the Day
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb."
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"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"
"Wife: The kids opened the ""private"" drawer in my nightstand. Me: THE drawer? Wife: Yeah. Great. There go our Oreos."
"Review of ""grandma"": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist "
"When texting a girl ""will you marry me"" what's the best emoji to use?"
"I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle. But he was too dense."
"Not picking up the phone is some of the most fun you can have with a phone."
"Mom there's a boogie man in my closet! *mom looks and I'm standing there with an afro in a satin shirt and platform shoes"
"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"
"I scratch your back, you scratch mine. We die from loss of blood."