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Joke of the Day

"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""

"For my birthday... For my birthday I got myself glasses. So my observational comedy's really improved"

"What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good? Well its a little Chewy"

"how did I escape iraq iran"

"Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent."

"This weather girl is giving the weather report and her titties are blocking the state of Texas. #LoneStartitties"

"What does Nic Cage have in common with Asian fathers? Oh God, not the B's! Not the B's!"

"Monster now makes an energy drink which is part tea and part lemonade. The name of the drink is ""Rehab"", which begs the question... Is there something Arnold Palmer isn't telling us?"

"There was a blackout in the streets of Houston yesterday... Don't worry, the police have everything under control..... they shot him."

"The Whale was uneasy. ""I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations"" said the whale. ""What gave you that idea?"" queried the octopus. ""Oh, I have inside information"" said the whale."