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Joke of the Day
"I'm convinced some of you are here because someone didn't properly lock your cage."
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"You think the dozen roses on my toilet tank are there to mask odor? Read the card: ""Dear toilet. I'm so sorry for all the shit I've done..."""
"What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt."
"What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!"
"So this is weird: I bent over to pick up a cashew & a bunch of hot, scented air rushed out of my bottome-hole, making a curious noise."
"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"
"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands... There is no cure..."
"America is kind of like testicles If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce."
"I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."
"What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock."