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Joke of the Day

"Skrillex used to play string instruments in the orchestra, until he dropped the bass."

"I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy"

"Hilary clinton joke Friend:What are you going to the party as Me:Hilary Friend:why Me:Aren't you supposed to be something scary Friend: ;-;"

"What is Jared Fogle's favorite meat in his Subway subs? 9 year old weiners"

"What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night? Hit the sack."

"NEED HELP I'm in a situation that could require me to pull out some good jokes when asked. I need to hear the best jokes on the internet. The dirtier the better. Thanks in advance"

"All my life I've refused to wear perfume. But then an aggressive perfume-salesperson knocked some scents into me."

"I'm proud to be black, said the black man. I'm proud to be Asian, said the Asian man. I'm proud to be white, said the RACIST."

"Will is weary of fame Will runs away to the woods Will dons a loincloth Will eats bugs & berries Will befriends a bear Will Ferrell"

"When I heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... I was shocked!!"