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Joke of the Day
"What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!"
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"My boss: ""Sean, what do you know about Twitter?"" Me: ""nothing. Why? What have you heard?"""
"Once there was a man who never left his home. .......Don't get it? . Well, it *is* an **inside joke.**"
"If ""Pretty Woman"" teaches us anything it's that prostitution is a lucrative, whimsical enterprise that every young woman should try."
"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"
"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."
"A female is like an AP free response question She asks question A, B, C, and D and implanted in all Are questions i, ii, and iii."
"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."