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Joke of the Day

"America is kind of like testicles If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce."

"Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is."

"How much energy does it take to create a rap star? 1.21 Jigga whats."

"What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs? A Micromanager."

"What's the worst thing about having sex with a Bulimic? She won't swallow"

"I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics... Its called new-Tron."

"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."

"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."

"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"

"Do you know what the problem with toilets is? They're a pisstake."