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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock."
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"Sometimes, distance maketh the heart less likely to be stabbed"
"Women's Rights."
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"How do you spot will smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints."
"Where to dogs who lost their tails go? To a retail store."
"Why is it hard for men to understand women? Because you have to study abroad to understand them."
"[Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle"
"New sexual position: The Canada. You climb on top and don't do much."
"Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods is white people's real Twilight."