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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock."

"Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down? It takes the edge off it"

"How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods."

"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"

"I wish my penis felt the same way my nose currently does. Because then it too would be raw from having been blown all day."

"Joke my dad told me: What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her head"

"museum guide: america was founded on july 4, 1776 me: [nodding sagely] ah yes so its a Cancer. this explains everythig"

"Yeah, I carry a gun. You got to. You never know when some lunatic is going to come up and say ... ""you're fired."" (c) Dave Attell"

"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"

"Riddle me this. What do mortal men love more than life? Fear more than death, or mortal strife? What do rich men need, that the poor have, which the content desire."