31064

Joke of the Day

"Q: Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent? A: Because it nose."

"Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more."

"A pig with wings walks into a bar. Stunned, the bartender says ""You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"""

"What does the twitter bird drink? Twater!"

"I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger"

"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."

"Stealing my little brother's (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed. What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...? A Porky-Pine"

"Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee"

"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"

"My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle."