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Joke of the Day

"Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more."

"Nice job, whoever chose the word ""monosyllabic"" for that."

"What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face."

"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."

"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""

"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."

"""Release the Kraken!"" ... ""Well?"" ""We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything."" ... ""Release the tuna!"""

"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"I had a dream about a woman who becomes a horse at night. It was a nightmare."

"Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics."