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Joke of the Day

"I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger"

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"Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was assaulted."
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"I eat the pussy like mac n cheese I'm lactose intolerant"
"On the Titanic 0 people died from alcohol poisoning and 1,500 people died from drinking too much water. You decide which is more dangerous."
"There are two muffins in an oven. The one muffin says to the other one, ""Woah, a silent muffin!"""
"Do people who own guns walk around the house with them and pretend they're Black & Decker power drills?"
"I must be baked Two muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, ""Hey man, is it getting hot in here?"" And the other muffin said, ""Ahhhhh! You can talk!"""
"Nachos on Christmas Eve. We're celebrating the birth of cheeses!"
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