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Joke of the Day

"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"

"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."

"How many ""suh dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's already lit fam"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?"

"Why wasn't Kanye allowed to have a prostitute at his bachelor party? Because you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it."

"I spent over an hour at my wife's grave yesterday... whew, that was the longest I've ever lasted"

"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."

"not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven"

"I tied a string around my finger to remind me about World Leprosy Week, but it fell off."