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Joke of the Day

"A pig with wings walks into a bar. Stunned, the bartender says ""You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"""

"What did the polite homosexual man say to another at the bar? Mind if I push your stool in for you?"

"I've never laughed at anything any of you losers have posted here on this forum. It's sad as fuck."

"What do you get when you cross a whore and a leprechaun. A little green fucker about two feet tall. (Best told orally so can hold hands two feet apart.)"

"Napolean had a brother But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!"

"The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops I'm also not crazy about our dog's name."

"What is worse than three kids in trash can? One kid in three trash cans"

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"

"What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"My girl said for every upvote this gets I get one thrust for anal Please do not upvote, her strap-on looks really big....."