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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."

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"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."
"I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed."
"Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*"
"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she could only say Hello from the other side."
"What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container? That can can can-can!"
"What script did the man with the longest penis get tattooed on his dick? TL;DR."
"Have you heard about the new broom they invented? Its sweeping the nation"
"[nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower It was the worst baby shower ever"