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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."

"Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich."

"Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital and we're the patients."

"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."

"As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers.... I muttered under my breath, ""Fat fucking cows."" ""What was that?"" snapped my wife. ""You herd."""

"They used to be called Jumpolines. Until your mom jumped on one in 1972."

"Football is so cute it's like some guys are like we're gonna get you and one guys like no no no no"

"A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says ""It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me you fat slob?"""

"Jokes Brother: Did you put the cat out! Sister: Why, was he on fire?"

"I was two girls away from a threesome last night!!!"