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Joke of the Day
"What's a French person's favorite video game system? The Wii! (Oui)"
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"How Jesus was named: Mary: Joseph, I'm having a baby. Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!"
"I hate when I catch a bouquet at a wedding and everyone judges me for lighting it on fire."
"It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone."
"I wonder why the ingredients on a snickers wrapper says ""May contain almonds."" What, is the guy who drops in the almonds a slacker?"
"Asked my 65yo mom what she'd like for Christmas and she said ""Surprise me"". Hope she likes her new pet python."
"[cops knock on my door] ""Sir?"" ""Nobody's home."" ""Who said that then?"" ""My dog."" ""Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"""
""" I am so damn indecisive! "" said the man. "" How did you come to that conclusion? "" said the other."
"What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"