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Joke of the Day
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because so few of them know how to dance."
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"My chicken and egg problem Chicken or egg which is tastier?"
"What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions? A crime fighter"
"I like being handcuffed, but not plant heroin in my car, handcuffed."
"Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear."
"you know whats great about alzhemiers? nevermind i forget"
"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"
"Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners? The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)"
"Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison"
"I went to Africa and spoke with the people there... It just clicked."