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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
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"You want people to leave you alone? Carry a clip board and try to make eye contact."
"Just saw my ex saw the girl I had a crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"
"[first day as funeral director] this is the dress she wants to be buried in ""It's very pretty but we highly suggest a coffin"""
"Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!"
"A physics teacher accidentally walks into the psychology classroom on her first day... Whoops wrong sub"
"Anyone can recommend a good Hobbit movie?"
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the best ingredients, you cruel bastards."
"What do you call a disabled Lego? An O."
"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."