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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
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"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Thought I would join the circlejerk."
"Record ice and precipitation in the northeast and I'm paranoid that the government is watching me Because I am snowed in."
"When I hear the term ""Flash Mob"" I think of old Italian gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats."
"What's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"
"Why do blind people always laugh at jokes? Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming."
"Boss: What's your five-year goal? Me: Paid administrative leave."
"Where do Russians get their milk from? From moscow"
"All a farmer needs to do to get a girlfriend is... ...attract her."
"Michael Cera forgets to do laundry and has to wear a doctor costume to the hospital. He's too shy to refuse people and performs 3 surgeries."