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Joke of the Day

""" I am so damn indecisive! "" said the man. "" How did you come to that conclusion? "" said the other."

"two gay blokes are preparing to go away on a holiday... one says to the other, ""want me to pack your shit?"""

"Any one wanna hear a funny joke? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.."

"My office's password has been hacked. That's the third time i've had to rename the cat."

"I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore."

"I'm sick of having to pick up women's jaws after I walk into rooms."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Hey, wanna go ride bikes?"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!"

"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""