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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !"
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"I'd much rather have a sex tape released to the public than a video of me trying to run in flip flops."
"A heart-shaped pizza just means less pizza and that's not a sacrifice I'm willing to make for love."
"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."
"What app do nervous ppl order on dates? Chicken Tinders."
"Wanna hear a good abortion joke? Uhhh... Nevermind.."
"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."
"What do you call children born in whore houses? Brothel sprouts..."
"[penguin waddles into computer repair store] ""Hi yes my laptop is frozen"" ... Computer repair guy - ""how did you get to Milwaukee"""
"[Job Interview] HR : What do you consider your biggest weakness? Me : (pulls out machete) *whispers under my breath ""I can't forgive people"""