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Joke of the Day

"A heart-shaped pizza just means less pizza and that's not a sacrifice I'm willing to make for love."

"What if soy milk... ...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

"I think the saying ""every man for himself"" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches"

"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."

"A sandwich walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot When they're filled with fans!"

"Al Gore started his own band! They call themselves The Algorythms"

"Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !"

"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"

"Thanks, Santa! I totally wanted a hangover!"