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Joke of the Day

"[Job Interview] HR : What do you consider your biggest weakness? Me : (pulls out machete) *whispers under my breath ""I can't forgive people"""

"Dating a homeless girl I can just drop her off anywhere after the date right?"

"What comes after Ebola? Fbola."

"Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedo... ...not me though, I live next door to two stunning 8 year olds."

"The Dark Knight Rises.....a porn title that requires no alterations."

"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"

"A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body."

"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."

"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."

"What do you call a person who fights fire? Firefighter."