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Joke of the Day

"I'd much rather have a sex tape released to the public than a video of me trying to run in flip flops."

"The difference between a tea bag and England The tea bag stays longer in the cup."

"My brother is a true gentleman He knows not to kiss my girlfriend when he has sex with her"

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it."

"If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted while writing a paper; Id be making money in a weird ass way, man. ~Mitch"

"Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz"

"What is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and i don't care.."

"Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating."

"Sarcasm is humor with an attitude."

"Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory."