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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."
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"How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!"
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"What happened to the plant outside the math class window? It grew square roots."
"I broke up with this cross eyed girl... I thought she was seeing someone else."
"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."
"When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back."
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other."
"volcano = glory hole for the Gods"