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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."
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"A heads up.. So when searching for a place to eat at work and a coworker tells you about The Black Angus Campfire Feast and the boss is standing behind you. Check the spelling before hitting enter."
"Guys, share your most ridiculous ideas Successful women"
"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."
"if boris johnson was priminster he'd make all of us shop at Borrisons"
"When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always ""I don't believe you."""
"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."
"Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science."
"Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind"
"So my girlfriend caught me cheating Dunno what pisses her off more, that I cheated, or that I destroyed her daughters grave."