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Joke of the Day
"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."
Next Joke
"How much does it cost to kill a Jew? It holocausts one."
"So in 2016 I've decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now."
"Why did a kid throw the butter out of the window? To see the butterfly! I ll jump out of the window now!"
"Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me."
"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"
"What did one eyebrow say to the other? H-eyebrow"
"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."
"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"
"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""