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Joke of the Day

"What app do nervous ppl order on dates? Chicken Tinders."

"Response to ""LPT: If you ever get cold..."" What if your corner isn't 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn't be right."

"Airport Security: Please remove your shoes Man: Don't be ridiculous, I'm no terrorist AS: Sir, do you want to use the bouncy castle or not?"

"Jeb Bush should come out as being gay to get the Jewish vote. Jews have a strong record of listening to flaming bushes."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"What did the carpet say to the floor? Don't move -- I've got you covered."

"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"

"I have a fear of speed bumps... ...I'm slowly getting over it."

"They say if you love something set it free... but I don't really love the hookers in my basement."

"Two crows were sitting on a bench... They were arrested for attempted murder."