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Joke of the Day

"English man reaches for his wallet to pay hooker.... She replies ""oh, so you want me to pound you?"""

"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"

"MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers."

"Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold please?"

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"me: *dies* mom: no get up you still have to go to school."

"My friends think I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."

"Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank."

"What is Pink and lies on the doormat? Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards"

"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense."