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Joke of the Day

"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"

"If Trump wins the election, Mexicans be like.. [removed]"

"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."

"Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn."

"I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children."

"What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca and a vampire? AUTOEXEC.BAT (Not my joke, but I tell it every time a buzz needs killed.)"

"My grandfather told me that during the war he was exposed to irritants like pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned vet."

"Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day."

"Life is lot like a Pe*nis! Simple, soft, Straight, hanging Freely then a woman make it hard......"

"This says it all... It all."