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Joke of the Day
"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"
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"What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast? Marma'lady ^tip"
"Son: "" Mom, am I ... ugly? "" Mother: "" I told you not to call me Mom in public, now stay away further. """
"Whats the fastest way to a women's heart? A Knife"
"What do successful businessmen and aids patients have in common They both take risks and get positive results"
"I spilled a whole case of forks today..... ...you could say I forked up real bad"
"My spirit animal is fried chicken"
"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"
"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."
"What's a married couples favorite sex position? Doggy Style. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."