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Joke of the Day

"MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers."

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He was like, ""Oh, wow! Thanks!"" And I was like, ""Don't mention it!"""

"[bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT"

"Hey, Chefs, you're making food. Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down."

"Ever read a classic novel that really moves you? I feel that way about cheesecake."

"What does a Polish guy do on the ice? He breaks in."

"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."

"I have a mammoth erection. It's gotta be worth a fortune."

"Teacher asks to name 3 great kings Student raises hand and replies fucking, smoking, drinking"

"I only like two kinds of pie Hot and cold"