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Joke of the Day
"What is Pink and lies on the doormat? Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards"
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"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"
"What's black and found at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"My wife is a sex object. I ask for sex, she objects."
"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""
"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."
"What did the Mexican name his two dicks? Jose and Hose B"
"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"
"What does a nine-volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common? Eventually, you're going to put your tongue on both."
"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."