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Joke of the Day

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"U.S healthcare Bam"

"I made fun of my Middle Eastern friend's food the other day Now I falafel about it."

"According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste"

"Is a brain dead cow a vegetable? My room mate came up with this one earlier, has anyone ever heard it?"

"I was standing in the elevator at work and I couldn't remember why I was mad... Then it hit me"

"God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis."

"The Whole Foods next to this movie theater is perfect if you want to sneak in your own snacks, but don't want to save a lot of money."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."