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Joke of the Day
"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense."
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"What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *Sigh*ence"
"Yelling ""you're not my real ladder!"" at your step ladder."
"I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face."
"Spider dick Today I read that spiders like dark, damp, untouched places. Today I realized my dick is a spider."
"REPORTER: you say you spotted the missing hikers somewhere in these woods CLEARLY A BEAR IN A FLANNEL & AVIATORS: [right on mic] briefly yes"
"POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird."
"What's a pirates favorite class? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt"
"What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler."
"Women call me ugly until they hear how much money I make. Then they call me ugly *and* poor."