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Joke of the Day
"Seahawks on the Super Bowl Hey, so are you guys wanting to win the Super Bowl? Nah, we'll pass."
Next Joke
"How is a librarian like a sex addict? Their favorite past time is between the covers."
"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."
"Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa."
"What's a Londoner's favorite seafood? King's Crustacean."
"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"
"So this hot blonde walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre So he gives it to her"
"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"
"How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas? He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!"
"I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor But that's another storey."