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Joke of the Day

"Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa."

"Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond, here's your gun, shoot anything that comes out of the Beyond"

"I'm fine with bestiality as long as it's consensual. Neigh means neigh"

"What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin? A jello!"

"The directions on every jar of anti-aging cream should read: ""Apply liberally to face & neck 20 years ago."""

"What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse? My husband doesn't go to the circus"

"Where do poor noodles live? The spaghetto."

"Pussy Don't worry you'll never get it."

"Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp."

"I like Tweets that are so good that when I send them to FB my old friends won't talk to me on the phone for a week."