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Joke of the Day
"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"
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"""What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?"" ""...What?"" "" -Toes."" ""Out. Just get out."""
"I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll."
"I've been in this air conditioner duct long enough to have forgotten if I'm the good guy or the bad guy in this building."
"How do you keep a retard in anticipation?"
"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."
"What do you do if you see a bloody baby running through your yard? Stop laughing and reload?"
"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"
"We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone"
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