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Joke of the Day
"So this hot blonde walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre So he gives it to her"
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"Did you hear about the fire at the convent? Nun survived!"
"""Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."""
"(taken from my kid's favorite show 'Arthur') What is a sea monster's favorite meal? Fish and Ships"
"I started a company... I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"
"It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something."
"My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like ""Cute top!"""
"If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?"
"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"