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Joke of the Day

"Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love... They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!"

"Spain at the 2014 World Cup"

"What did one coconut say to the other? Oh my god a talking coconut!"

"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""

"Two prime numbers stayed married for life. They couldn't be divided"

"""Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist."" And they say romance is dead"

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma is the pause at the end of a clause."

"If you eat enough ice cream your clothes will shrink. Weeeeird."

"I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling ""free hug coupons"" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift."

"Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."