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Joke of the Day

"I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling ""free hug coupons"" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift."

"My girlfriend snores very loudly Guess she knows how to sleep soundly"

"I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that.."

"You wanna know how I hold my liquor? By the ears :p"

"When I'm Sad.. I sing, then realize my voice is worse than my problems."

"2nd grade poop joke going around. Knock knock. Who's there? Schmelmop."

"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"

"France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."

"I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money"

"Sorry I have been gone for the last two days, my son had a quick story to tell me"