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Joke of the Day

"""Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist."" And they say romance is dead"

"Accidentally tweeted the typo ""iLettuce"" a few minutes ago and now Apple fans are lining up in front of my house."

"Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana."

"Let's be honest: When life gives you lemons, most of you just cry to the internet about it."

"What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes? I'm walkin' here!"

"This guy next to me thinks I'm flirting, but really I'm just trying to see where he parks so I can steal his gas"

"Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)"

"I used to be poor. Then I found a thesaurus now I am impecunious."

"Maybe we got it wrong and God just wanted to play doctor for a day: 'Here Moses, take these two tablets and call me in the morning'"

"If bullshit could float...you'd be the Admiral of the fleet! "