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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma is the pause at the end of a clause."

"You can eat gluten-free, organic food without telling everyone at your table."

"Why do Germans make such good cars? To try and make up for the Holocaust."

"A missing 3YO was found inside a bowling alley claw game. After many failed attempts to get him out, police just settled on the turtle doll."

"Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how immature am I? 69"

"Apparently the world is run by a secret society of cheese makers. The hallouminati"

"One liner. I have a cold. The stuff that's coming out of my nose could turn turtles into ninjas."

"I finally came out of the closet today... My mom then walks up to me, and says something to me. ""Holy fuck, How messy is your closet Joe? You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"""

"What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse? Shake it off"