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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."

"[Justice League HQ] SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight MOTHMAN: [visibly sweating] I think I'll just fight daytime crimes"

"You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead."

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool."

"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"

"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""

"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? ""Neighbor"" ~ thanks bugz"

"Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved."

"Ancient Chinese proverb: man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger."

"My out-of-office voicemail greeting is just a solid three minutes of dry heaving."