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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."

"Did you know that if you pull the pin off of grenade and hold it up to your ear You can actually hear the world getting smarter."

"Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night... Light that man on fire and you'll warm him for the rest of his life."

"I polled a bunch of horses asking them if they wanted equal rights as humans. Oddly enough, they all said nay."

"What's the same between America and Jurassic Park They are both a experiment that ended badly."

"I told my Grandpa an Alzheimer's joke. It was so funny he forgot to laugh."

"I hate it when you gain 10 pounds for a role... And then remember that you're not an actor."

"What's the key to a Pirate Opera? The High Cs"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Silent."

"I can't face my checkbook so I check my Facebook."