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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""
Next Joke
"I bet you I could stop gambling."
"What do you call a large group of people who spit on others? The Salivation Army."
"What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? - My toddler, wooing the dog"
"The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension... ...he gets to spend more time with the kids."
"I made a belt from all of my old watches last night It was such a waist of time"
"How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"Interviewer: what's your greatest weakness? Me: I'm always very honest. Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness. Me: I don't give a fuck what you think."
"A little girl asks her grandad... ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."
"How many mm^3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m? There is no dirt in the hole!"