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Joke of the Day

"Spain at the 2014 World Cup"

"Sometimes it's fun to randomly shout, ""Hey, asshole!"" in a crowd, just to see who turns around."

"If you can't tell the difference between ""erotic"" & ""exotic"" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you."

"Why were there no black people in the Flintstones? Because they were still considered monkeys."

"A priest opens a restaurant... and calls it ""Braise the Lord"""

"How do you organize wet books? With the mildewy decimal system!"

"So a man asks a rabbi... ""Do you make a lot of money doing circumcisions?"" To which the Rabbi replies: ""Not really, but I get to keep the tips."""

"What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral."

"Why does Pinocchio lie? Because he's a fucking liar."

"this is my son Mason. yes like the shitty cheap mass produced jar. i named him that because its a good name for my underwhelming baby boy"