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Joke of the Day

"There's a cat curled up on my pillow, and I'd probably be a lot more cool with that if I actually owned a cat."

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"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A watermelon."
"Did you hear the latest about Donald Sterling? He wouldn't get in his limo. He said that it was ""too black."""
"I had a third of a Mars bar the other day... All I wanted to do was rest."
"Everyone is freaking out because I brought my own gavel to court, no one knows if I'm allowed to do this, the judge is crying"
"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."
"Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: ""sure"" -sent from my iPhone"
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