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Joke of the Day

"A Sasquatch is like a regular quatch that snaps it fingers and says stuff like ""OH NO YOU DIT INT!"""

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"So i had my first child... * Me: Oh my god! what are you doing?? * Doctor: What? im suppose to slap her in the ass after the birth, no? * Me: You suppose to slap the baby!!"

"What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae"

"Where do you bury a donkey? In an asshole!"

"What do you call a human organ cut in half ? A human piano."

"What do you call a gay Asian guy? Rice-a-Roni"

"what do you call water that bounces? Spring water."

"It's not often that one gets the opportunity to speak about someone intelligent, respected and admired. Unfortunately tonight I have to talk about (NAME)."

"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."