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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the latest about Donald Sterling? He wouldn't get in his limo. He said that it was ""too black."""

"Why are women called bitches? Because they both run after sticks and balls."

"No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want."

"My boss decided to give me some more responsibility... From now on, I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong..."

"When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room."

"You - ""Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"" Friend - ""No?"" You - ""Didn't think so"""

"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"

"As a cancer survivor, people ask me how did I come to terms with having cancer. I didn't... It just kind of grew on me."

"Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him."

"GOD: it's time I punished the humans again JESUS: cool. flood or plague? GOD:[watching The Apprentice] oh I've something way worse in mind.."