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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the latest about Donald Sterling? He wouldn't get in his limo. He said that it was ""too black."""

"Got in a fight with the wife so I didn't let her sleep on the couch with me last night."

"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. "

"What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess? Your Czech mate"

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He's told every other person on earth and I didn't want y'all to be out of the loop."

"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."

"Did you hear about the amateur porn actor with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."

"I have an on again off again relationship with clothing."

"I live in a country where everything goes well together A Combo-Nation"