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Joke of the Day

"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."

"What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears? Grant."

"Only 4 days left to use this joke I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"two blondes... ...are chit chatting. ""I slept with a Brazillian!"" ""Wow, how many is that?"""

"What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep."

"How do you annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"

"Her: I want to have your babies. Me: You'll have to wait until they get off from school."

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"

"What do you call a person who sexually identifies as a Xenomorph? An alie-kin"

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? It was a while ago... but I heard he's al right now"