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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is freaking out because I brought my own gavel to court, no one knows if I'm allowed to do this, the judge is crying"

"The devil and a lawyer are having a conversation The devil says, ""I will give you the ability to win every case you get, in exchange for your soul."" The lawyer replies, ""Okay, what's the catch?"""

"Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you, Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too"

"Two potatos are in an oven.. .. One potato says to the other, ""It's hot in here"" Then the other potato says, ""Oh my god, a talking potato!"""

"what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads"

"Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath."

"My friend overdosed on chill pills. On the plus side, he was by far the coolest person at the funeral."

"Everytime we have sex my girlfriend wants to pretend to be a teenager. I tell her, ""Be patient. You'll be one soon enough."""

"My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since"

"What did O say to Q? Ya dick is hangin out."